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Call From the Wild
by Nick Zegarac

Make Your Selection
from our natural oasis
of eligible clients:

These are the specifics of my life… thus far -

Bryan: 39
single,
and singled out,
in a life so closely resembling that well known – hot spot…
No…
not ‘G’ or the Bahamas.
Interests:
Rodeos, westerns, and my horse – Pooky.
Avid Matchbox collector,
recovering Trekkie.
Please reply.
My horse is starting to look at me funny.

~*~
Ugh!
Big and dumb,
That’s the way they grow’ em on the farm!
~*~

These are the specifics of my life…
thus far –

Karen: 36
in the process of getting a messy divorce,
on the prowl again for Mr. Right.
Must be rich, sexy,
and able to beat the snot out of my soon-to-be ex.
Slight fetishes okay,
No freaks.
I weigh 236 lbs. stripped -
only because I’m 6’9,
svelte and buxom.
Interests: anything with pants and a fat wallet –
My mother always said “marry rich…”
I intend to.

~*~
What? Yuck!
Amazon gold digger needs a new pair of shoes?
I need a ladder to get into bed.
~*~

These are the specifics of my life…
thus far -

Jorge: 29
Messy break up left me bitter
and horny…
okay, okay!
More horny than bitter.
Interests: bong hits, cow-tipping,
and generally raising hell.
Not above giving my dates a light smack…
now and then…
okay, okay…more now than then –
but only if they deserve it.
Interests: If she doesn’t dig my Harley – we’re done.

~*~
Hmmm…steroidal boy-toy…
no punching bag, am I,
could get used to his muscles, though.
~*~

These are the specifics of my life…
thus far –

Ariel: 31
Tired of straight sex,
want a relationship
and someone to watch my kid
while mama brings home the bacon.
Exotic dancer -
some noticeable mileage
and tricked out; will teach willing man/woman…
leaving things open (wide open…come on in)
don’t let the door hit you in the ass, Jack!
The mild mannered need not apply.

~*~
See – the dilemma,
Not that there isn’t anybody out there…
just anybody I want.
World full of people,
Scary People,
Scared,
scarred,
sad
…and lonely
~*~
We have that much in common…


Is that your sister?
Who’s yer daddy?
…and hey little girl, is your mother home?



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