Three Clerihews
by Melanie Claire Blinn Eulberg

A Clerihew for Anthony Fauci

Anthony Fauci
Might rightly be grouchy.
Having laid out Covid science,
He's been paid with nincom-pliance.


A Clerihew for Brett Kavanaugh

Brett Kavanaugh
Got to SCOTUS by a straw.
His acumen's unclear;
We just know he likes his beer.


A Clerihew for Kamala Harris

VP Kamala Harris
Wowed them virtually in Paris.
She speaks femme rights with authority
And keeps House with her majority.


 

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